Buffett effect? Safe Haven thesis? The old Apple sllngshot?
I don't expect the buy side to buy it. They still think Apple is phone company.
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When will Apple hit $1 trillion? What's the hot next thing? What if they buy Time Warner? CBS/Viacom? Disney?
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From the tweets of CNET's Shara Tibken.
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That's one cash return fantasy shot down.
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Free advice from 53 "experts," including yours truly.

After reading Mark Gurman's report for Bloomberg, I spent a couple hours on a hunt for bug reports.
From a note to clients by BTIG's Walter Piecyk.
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"Market's pumped, it's 'cause of Trump. Market's down, you blame the brown."
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