From Sridhar Natarajan's "Goldman Lost $1.2 Billion in Just Nine Months in Newest Unit" posted Friday by Bloomberg News.
Apple ChatGPT fail
3 years ago
3 years agoFrom the prompt -- "write a 3 paragraph news story about Apple's stock performance today in the style of the Wall Street journal" -- ChatGBT produced, faster than I can type, this story:
This is an Apple Watch Ultra gunshot drone
3 years ago
3 years agoFrom Niel Smith's "Apple Watch Ultra in use as gunshot detection sensor on a drone" posted Tuesday on MyHealthyApple.com, of all places.
From Daniel Howley's "Apple’s VR headset won’t save the company from its iPhone dependence" posted Wednesday by Yahoo!News.
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Captured by Nest security camera in a Cincinnati kitchen while the family slept.
Why didn't Google think of this?
3 years ago
3 years ago“Can’t find the G Spot? There’s an app for that…”
"Apple’s March and June quarters may fall slightly below Street expectations while the back half of the year will exceed expectations."
Premarket: Apple is red
3 years ago
3 years agoFrom CNBC's "Stock futures are flat as investors await big bank earnings" posted early Friday.
The definitive proxy statement was posted Thursday on the Apple Investors webpage.
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Steve Jobs rolls over. Arm doesn't fall off.
3 years ago
3 years ago"Touch surfaces don't want to be vertical. After an extended period of time, your arm wants to fall off." -- Jobs in 2010
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