"If you have an issue or a problem, you use your Trump Mobile phone. You make a call to a doctor that's available to you 24/7. That doctor can write you a prescription. You can take that prescription to CVS."
Philip Elmer-DeWitt has been covering Apple since 1983 — mostly for Time Magazine (28 years), later for Fortune (9 years), where he wrote a daily blog called Apple 2.0. [Read more.]