Plus a fun clip of Josh Brown (age 44) telling his generation why they should not be rooting for all-time highs.
"All we're doing," he says, "is taking boomers out of their stocks at the best price possible.
Cue CNBC's "Jim Cramer says own Apple, don't trade it" which aired Thursday: (Skip the first two minutes. The fun starts at 2:10.)
My take: As a boomer, I sometimes have to be reminded that young investors are never going to get a chance to buy Apple at $9 a share, like some of the regulars at the bar.